Interesting Facts Learned Through Sleep Deprivation
Did you know that if you open your fridge door and drop a can of Sprite, you can not only douse yourself from head to toe in sugary liquid, you can also spray the entire contents of your fridge (how did it get inside the drawers?), half of your kitchen floor, the trash can (how did it get behind the fridge door?), and across the adjoining play room all the way to the windows including every lego block in its path. Did you know that? It's true. I'm a very reliable source. No need to see for yourself.